A sample of the billboard menagerie and other oddities on the road trip to the starting line:

"Meteorites! 50% off"

A semi spiked on a giant nail 30 feet high. Good advertising for a garage.

"Moccassins for the entire family! Geronimo" [so the great warrior/hunter becomes a shoe salesman; only in America]

"64 oz. Steaks!"

A Geodesic golf ball house, complete with tee.

The word RAGE splayed across and abandoned car garage roof [the G and A were erased. In the barren harsh desert, it seemed to complement.]

A frantic dust devil, whirring away.

Dinosaur National Park. [Followed by a tepid series of dinosaur sculptures in varying poses of 'ferocity']

"Come see the live White Tiger" [big red arrow pointing to a lonely, nondescript building/store on the roadside New Mexico desert. Not live for long?]

"Live White Alligators" [This one was in Florida, a bit more appropriate environment, but still, why is it such a curse accidently be born with white fur or scales?]

"Microsurgical Vasectomy Reversals!!" [There seem to be an inordinate number of these billboards in the southern states. A lot of 'Doh!'s"

"Whataburger" [a fairly popular chain]

-GE